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Friday Nov 22, 2019
Friday Nov 22, 2019
Featured song from 2018's A. Dream LP
Trumpfunk
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet— huh!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet!
Got a megaphone in my hand
I'm the biggest-league influence in the land
Im the best there's ever been, my rating-numbers
Show my fingers and my brain don't ever slumber
Just me alone on my golden throne
Throwing White House shade like a Twitter drone
I call em names, then dot, dot, dot
I make em wait for my next big thought...
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet— huh!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet!
Morning trend:
take in a little Fox and Friends
It all depends
On what they say about the Dems,
then tweet!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet— huh!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet— huh!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet!
Is just his starting gear, you see...
Intelligence, an over-rated
Emphasis...
just tweet!
Who knew what I could do
One-forty Trumps taps and I can make it come true
Then my cabinet crew, they better push it on through
Cause anything else we're gonna call fake news.
When I unleash my massive Twitter storm
You can watch the Dems and pundits swarm
To try and figure out next, what I might say...
About the Rocket Man or Covfefe.
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet— huh!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet— huh!
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet a little, cheat a little
Jump... Trump Funk
gotta tweet!
Featured song from 2018's Gravitate LP
Ballad of Donald
One day old Donald
He was chewin' on a Big Mac
Up in the tower like a golden haired nic-nac
Jr said pops you gotta take on the big time
Donald said, yes... but not on my dime!
Not on my dime!
Not on my dime!
So he worked out a presidential
Escalator scene
Just to launch his plan to burn through
Some public green
Said something bout some rapists
And a southern wall
And won a ticket to the White House
From the whitest folks of all!
The whitest folks of all!
The whitest folks of all!
Yeah, I’m cleaning up the dump—
Not worried ‘bout subpoenas
Evangelicals are pumped
I’ll ship the aliens to Venus
Got the Democrats stumped
With presidential obsceneness
I’m Donald J. Trump
And the J. stands for Jenius.
He launched a Twitter-fied spat
With the Rocket Man
Emptied bureau offices
All across the land
Said the coal would flow
But the solar he’d tax
Don’t need no science
When you’re making up the facts.
Yeah makin’ up facts...
Alternative facts.
Now he wants a parade
To show off his tanks
He’d improve his image more
With a new set of Spanx
Now he owes the House Republicans
A big old thanks
For the war on intelligence
Instead of Russian banks.
What Russian banks?
Oh yeah, thanks!
Yeah, I’m cleaning up the dump—
Not worried ‘bout subpoenas
Evangelicals are pumped
I’ll ship the aliens to Venus
Got the Democrats stumped
With presidential obsceneness
I’m Donald J. Trump
And the J. stands for Jenius.
Yeah, I’m cleaning up the dump—
Not worried ‘bout subpoenas
Evangelicals are pumped
I’ll ship the aliens to Venus
Got the Democrats stumped
With presidential obsceneness
I’m Donald J. Trump
And the J. stands for Jenius.
Featured song from 2018's A. Dream LP
A. Dream
January twenty, the nightmare began
The seeds of destruction just waiting for a hand
To cast them out—not a great big hand
Just one on a man who could stand in the curtains and
Toss red meat to his Alt Right peeps who were
Lookin' ...for some Fatherland or a slight of hand
From a backwards, armband, reprimand
Of every stand that was taken by the man in the
Office before him—
They're gonna Louis Lamore him,
Gonna Viet Nam war him…
Anything-good-that-was-done-before him
Is gonna be ripped from the core, then
The corporations sucking up the gravy will adore him—
As this fake-news, breakthrough, debutes his snake-moves.
And how about the words you spewed in the campaign?
Inhumane as acid rain…
Making light of the pain you've left in your wake
Like Champaign and no emergency brake, or making
Capital Gains on a cholera outbreak...
You can't hide sewage with a handful of Tic Tacs
Or play Casanova with pussy-grab attacks
Try to hide it, override it like every time you even tried it
She lied—it wasn't you, it's all a lie, a sigh, a spy who must've
Faked a dossier or leaked some hearsay…
It couldn't be the women's accusations— your
Qualifications set you far above the allegations,
Destract ‘em with some deportations ‘til you run out
The Statute Of Limitations…
Where is the love? Where is the honesty?
Where is the hope that used to be?
Where? Where has it gone?
Call em names-- crooked, cryin', liddle, lyin'
Rocket man and Pocahontas
while you stand there looking jaundiced,
Laugh, then wash your hands like Pontius...
Call collusion an illusion-- a fusion
You gotta get some kinda truth infusion
cause a lie on a lie on a lie on a lie
only sticks an inch-long needle in everybody's eye
Surround yourself with Bannon, Kushner, Flynn
Ivanka, Sarah, Steven Miller, Kelly Anne...
Its like a swimmin' pool full of bathtub gin--
No "swamp" just a cesspool full of lyin' grins
Get your justice from your puppet Sessions
To cover all those indisgressions--
EPA, Education, Interior, State Department,
Shrinking government for your own enlargement...
Get woke— this ain't no dream, it's a nightmare.
Get woke— this ain't no dream, it's a nightmare.
It's broke! Hear him screamin' in his high chair.
Get woke— this ain't no dream, it's a nightmare.
Bonus Video Playlist Link: 2017's
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